Tag: humor
group name: gatherjunkie
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September 17, 2007 11:03 AM EDT --
Another email funny to share:
Don't You Hate it When...
You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
The elevator stops . . . more
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February 11, 2007 12:54 AM EST --
Three strings walked into a bar and sat down together at a table. After sitting for a while, one of the strings became impatient and called for a waiter and ordered three beers. The waiter . . . more
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November 19, 2007 06:13 PM EST --
This is based on something my daughter told me when she was in the 6th grade. I offered to take a friend to a game they were involved in. I had made one of my comments that are meant to be funny. She . . . more
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September 16, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions for their annual contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. coffee: (n.) the . . . more
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September 27, 2007 12:26 AM EDT --
I got this little funny in my email, and I thought I'd share:
Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just . . . more
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July 27, 2007 11:21 PM EDT --
We have an adorable gray and white cat named La Lune. From her first days in our home, she has always been a little temperamental. My dog, Baby, didn’t seem too worried about the little fur ball . . . more
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February 22, 2007 12:24 PM EST --
And yet, somehow, they still manage to look more dignified than the French Army.
Lt. Cho knew he shouldn’t have let the troops see the movie Stripes the night before the big . . . more
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March 20, 2007 11:49 AM EDT --
A soldier serving overseas received a Dear John letter from his girl stating that she was breaking off their engagement and was asking for her photograph back.
So he went out and collected . . . more
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March 06, 2007 10:55 AM EST --
The men knew that the Admiral was getting lazy when he conducted the first drive by open ranks inspection.
"Hiding behind our backs? What? No! We're not hiding anything behind . . . more
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February 23, 2007 11:45 AM EST --
He is my hero
He is so strong and sturdy
He is so purdy
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February 05, 2007 05:02 PM EST --
Grandmother, 87, declines Army enlistment invite
By GRETEL C. KOVACH
The Dallas Morning News, Sunday, January 15, 2006
She hasn't done a pushup in ages. But that didn't keep Uncle Sam from offering . . . more
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July 16, 2007 07:23 AM EDT --
Grab your swim suit, fill the cooler and let's hit the Gather beach for a virtual picnic. Everyone bring something or somethings to share. We'll need food, drinks, music, entertainment and someone . . . more
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July 21, 2007 07:17 AM EDT --
Let's have fun with this one.
Which "Wizard Of Oz" character best describes you? And Why?
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July 21, 2008 10:41 AM EDT --
A funny from my email to share:
Those of you with teenagers will know that they have a lot in common with cats:
1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
2. No . . . more
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February 27, 2007 08:15 PM EST --
If you don't have kids, do yourself a great big favor right now and don't procreate. Get on the pill, have your tubes tied, snip and clip your 'little friend', tattoo a 'closed for . . . more
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November 07, 2007 10:48 AM EST --
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I . . . more
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March 02, 2007 07:44 AM EST --
This is Army policy all begins...
Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards . . . more
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November 20, 2007 03:52 PM EST --
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Gather Giggles & Groaners is NOT a "post anything" group, however it IS a "post . . . more
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January 19, 2008 11:48 PM EST --
So ... funny story ...
I use sarcasm a lot at home with my 12 year-old son ... and what's the best way to respond to sarcasm? More sarcasm! Is it a dysfunctional and twisted form . . . more
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February 01, 2007 04:02 PM EST --
Some more Marine bumper stickers for your enjoyment.
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