Tag: funny
group name: gatherjunkie
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September 17, 2007 11:03 AM EDT --
Another email funny to share:
Don't You Hate it When...
You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
The elevator stops . . . more
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February 11, 2007 12:54 AM EST --
Three strings walked into a bar and sat down together at a table. After sitting for a while, one of the strings became impatient and called for a waiter and ordered three beers. The waiter . . . more
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August 05, 2007 04:11 PM EDT --
This is a must see even if you don't like Will Ferrell.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74
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June 25, 2007 05:30 PM EDT --
The other night we were sitting in the living room watching tv when my 7-year-old announces to the room that sex is how you get cheese. It was very difficult to keep a straight face when he said this. . . . more
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September 16, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions for their annual contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. coffee: (n.) the . . . more
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September 27, 2007 12:26 AM EDT --
I got this little funny in my email, and I thought I'd share:
Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just . . . more
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August 10, 2008 12:36 PM EDT --
After seeing all Mariannes snake photo's I came across this in my email today from a friend of mine from Panama.
Hope you all enjoy the laugh I got this morning.
Where's that snake going? . . . more
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March 20, 2007 11:49 AM EDT --
A soldier serving overseas received a Dear John letter from his girl stating that she was breaking off their engagement and was asking for her photograph back.
So he went out and collected . . . more
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April 09, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
My oldest daugther just came in here begging for me to try this one out. She said I wouldn't be sorry. Sure enough, I cracked up laughing.
1. Go to google.
2. Go to maps, right there above the search . . . more
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January 30, 2008 02:56 PM EST --
FUNNY - Conception of A Child Using Internet Terms
DEDICATED TO MY FRIEND ESTHER TO CHEER HER UP!
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was . . . more
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February 21, 2008 01:14 PM EST --
Merv Griffin's:
I will NOT be right back
after this message
Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising.
A lawyer's . . . more
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October 30, 2007 10:00 AM EDT --
Got this in an e-mail yesterday. Be glad to know that your partner isn't this mean!!:
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror . . . more
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April 28, 2008 10:51 PM EDT --
One of the best sounds is a baby's laughter - and this video captured it just right! I think # 3 is the funniest - how about you?
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July 21, 2008 10:41 AM EDT --
A funny from my email to share:
Those of you with teenagers will know that they have a lot in common with cats:
1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
2. No . . . more
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February 23, 2007 11:45 AM EST --
He is my hero
He is so strong and sturdy
He is so purdy
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February 27, 2007 08:15 PM EST --
If you don't have kids, do yourself a great big favor right now and don't procreate. Get on the pill, have your tubes tied, snip and clip your 'little friend', tattoo a 'closed for . . . more
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November 07, 2007 10:48 AM EST --
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I . . . more
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March 02, 2007 07:44 AM EST --
This is Army policy all begins...
Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards . . . more
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March 04, 2007 09:20 AM EST --
By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded with a proprietor. "Well, I do have a double room with . . . more
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January 19, 2008 11:48 PM EST --
So ... funny story ...
I use sarcasm a lot at home with my 12 year-old son ... and what's the best way to respond to sarcasm? More sarcasm! Is it a dysfunctional and twisted form . . . more
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